Pickup Lines + Book Lovers

Pick-up Lines for Book Lovers by Brianna Stacyn

So, this is going to be a shorter post, mainly because I've come down with something virus-like and don't have a whole lot of energy.  However, I'm making a foray into comedy, so we'll see how that goes. Brace yourself.  

Have you ever wanted to tell a book nerd you like them?  Conversely, have you ever been liked by someone who knew you as a book lover?  No matter if you have or if you haven't, you can still enjoy - *pulls cover off*  Voilà!  These lovely pickup lines, guaranteed (not!) to work.  Without further ado:

The Smooth One:
"Hey, are you still looking for your Darcy (or Elizabeth?)  Because I'm available."

The Salesperson:
"Just think, if we got married and combined our collections, we'd have an entire library!"

The Background Check:
"So, do you like _______?"  (Follow-up Question: "Do you prefer it to _______?")

The Single One (Also known as The Death Wish):
"I still think the movie was better."

The Clever One:

"I know I don't seem like your type, but 'All that is gold does not glitter.'"

The Sweet Compliment:
"Don't worry about it - I never judge a book by its cover."

The Awkward One:

"If you were a book . . . um, you'd be awesome?"

The Library:
"Shh!"

The Fairly Creepy:  (Really not recommended for use!!)
"I wish you stared at me as much as you stared at books."

The Practical One:
"What are you reading?  Is it any good?"

The In-Depth Reference:
"Would you like me better as a horse?  Because then we could be 'The Horse and His Girl (or Boy).'"

The Classic-Lover:
"Call me Ishmael.  Actually, just call me."


Well, I wouldn't recommend most of these for everyday use.  😊  They are, however, rather funny.
  
What would you do if someone said these to you?

Brianna